Ms. Diane Choksondik was a fourth-grade elementary teacher who was first introduced in the Season Four episode, "Fourth Grade". The second of which resulted from the school being accidentally burnt down by the boys. Dark Brown More: http://www.flabber.nl/South Park like you've never seen it. The series spent a ttal of one to two episodes trying to figure out who did it, and how. The meanest, dirtiest, toughest kid just got parole, and chances are, he's gonna kill the boys for a betrayal they've kept secret since pre-school. However, this might be a mystification, since one can easily deduce from the episode. Ms. Choksondik is famous for her distinctive appearance; she has extremely exaggerated saggy breasts, is overweight, and her right eye is lazy, causing it to drift downwards or wobble around as she talks. I always assumed that she died choking on a dick. Gender This is a place for fans of various creative works to share theories, interpretations and speculation related to that particular creative work. Think about it. In the episode, Grandpa Marvin tries to convince Stan to kill him, while the parents of South Park protest the foul-mouthed cartoon Terrance and Phillip. Next to a sign that reads, “Dump old, rusty, sharp … South Park mayor, Mary McDaniels, defunded the cops because she can't deal with their unhinged behavior. She also wears large glasses, and was made fun of in high school because of them. Mr. Garrison was not yet out of the closet, or even ready to admit his homosexuality to himself, let alone the entire town of South Park. True, and they were very quick to rule out Mr. Makey based on the seamen alone, rather than considering other possibilities involving him. They went to find their Sea People, to avoid getting caught, and Cartman hid inside her cadaver to avoid being discovered by the mortuary staff. During " Tweek vs. Craig ", he is plagued by memories of his fiancée's death and chews copious amounts of nicotine gum to deal with them. Parkland student advocate Cameron Kasky said he appreciated the school shooting episode on 'South Park' which satirized the recent tragedies. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Now, i know this theory probably has some holes, but i am still developing this theory, so bare with me, and also, give it a thought. Plot. And why would that have to be hidden from everyone for so long? Led by Sergeant Harrison Yates, the all-white force has gone on numerous missions over the years, killing innocent people and costing the town money in lawsuits and damages. She also wears large glasses and was made fun of in high school because of them. Ms. Ellen, whose real name is allegedly Maqesh Alaq Makaraqesh, was a substitute teacher for the 3rd Grade class at South Park Elementary in the Season One episode, " Tom's Rhinoplasty ". She is left-handed, as shown every time she writes on the chalkboard in class. (the likely instance of the sexual experience that Mackey was referring to was his rape by Woodsy the Owl. Mr. Garrison was depicted primarily as a teacher until his dismissal, and then mounted a campaign … The writers spent a day filming South Park former writer Pam Brady, who acted as Mr. Adler's fiancee, playing on swings and pretending to fly. I will admit, whenever i came across South Parks oldest, unanswered Who did it question, i thought maybe Trey Parker and Matt Stone simply forgot about the old Fourth Grade teacher, and that would honestly make sense, given the fact that South Park is approaching season 21, that is a lot of story to remember, but when i thought about it more, watched, rewatched and watched again, all the episodes i could get my hands on, and started to pick apart every little detail i could find, i came up with a theory, and came to the thought that maybe Trey and Matt didn't simply just forget about the storyline, they are simply ignoring it for now, due to the outcome of revealing the truth, the truth that Miss Chokesondik was infact killed by the former Fourth Grade teacher, and now President of the United States, Herbert Garrison. Ms. Choksondik teaching her class after having the wall destroyed by. A school shooting occurs at South Park Elementary resulting in a fatality, though the fourth grade teacher and her students are nonchalant when a S.W.A.T. She keeps her hair in a loose ponytail held in place with a large white hair-tie and small golden loop earrings. She was the fourth-grade teacher until her death in Professor Chaos. Current no one and nothing could bring him back to the town, or his job. Died The series spent a ttal of one to two episodes trying to figure out who did it, and how. Miss Choksondik was the boys' 4th grade teacher. Wed, Jan 20. The episode "Professor Chaos" ended on a cliffhanger (though it was revealed in the same episode) saying someone would die, in a parody of cliffhanger endings. Miss Claridge was disabled and covered in burns after a fire broke out in the pre-school classroom at South Park Elementary. "Cartman's Incredible Gift" And although Mr. Garrison seemed thankful and happy for this new turn in his life, that may have been short lived. Directed by Trey Parker. Caucasian Occupation So he went into hiding in the mountians. From Randy to Towelie to Grandpa Marsh and all the other 25 best characters in the past 22 years on South Park. "Death" is the sixth episode of the first season of the American animated television series South Park. It was revealed during this gag that Ms. Choksondik had died. no one until Miss. member storms the classroom to secure it, attempting to ignore the disruption while reviewing the class's recent mathematics test. "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" Mr. Adler. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Mr. Richard Adler (voiced by Matt Stone) is the puffy cheeked, shop-class teacher at South Park Elementary. Ms. Choksondik training with Mr. Garrison to better handle the students. In season Six of the popular, long running Comedy Central cartoon South Park, South Park Elementary School Fourth Grade teacher Dian Chokesondik was killed. Ms. Choksondik had a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, in the episode "Proper Condom Use", when the two characters realize that they are attracted to each other while discussing sex education. I mean based on the fact that there was no investigation, I think that she likely died of natural causes. LANDING IN A BOX OF OLD, RUSTY, SHARP NAILS. The characters on South Park include a wide variety of personalities, and each South Park characters is hilarious in his or her own right. I might be remembering incorrectly, but in the sea people episode, didn't Cartman get semen out of the stomach of her dead body? Sure, that may not have always been the case, since he just barely became President, and the murder happened so long ago, but what if, at first, he was able to use manipulation and fear in order to maintain his freedom, and now that he is the most powerful man in the world, it is especially important to keep his dark secret. Final However, they don't reveal what was the cause of her death, just that it apparently wasn't due to choking on a dick. In the following episode, "The Simpsons Already Did It", the boys had put some of their Sea People, brine shrimp, in her coffee as a joke. South Park finally plays China at the dodgeball world championship. After this incident, the students in Ms. Choksondik's class were given two weeks off school until Mr. Mackey taught for a short period. For some reason, she refused to wear a bra, often causing stray kittens to linger around her massive sagging boobs. Miss MakesMeSickMiss ChokesOnRocks This caused him to have a breakdown, along with accusations of homosexuality from everyone else. Now, here we are in 2017, South Park approaching its 21st season, "I KNOW, RIGHT?!" Press J to jump to the feed. Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig. Kyle tries to report the teacher/student affair to the police, but when they find out which teacher is involved, all they can say is, "Nice. If you like people slipping on banana skins and making cheeky innuendos then the show isn't for you. Now, here we are in 2017, South Park approaching its 21st season, "I KNOW, RIGHT?!" Subcribe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcLy9RjkSpaY3X0Y-0GNlfg?view_as=subscriber New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the FanTheories community. With a population that includes the four main boys, to their parents, to the school teachers, to the proprietors, South Park looks a lot like your home town. "You guys, I'm seriously!" The episode \"Professor Chaos\" ended on a cliffhanger (though it was revealed in the same episode) saying someone would die, in a parody of cliffhanger endings. Ms. Choksondik in hiking garments searching a cave for Mr. Garrison. In film school, where Matt Stone and Trey Parker met, for their final project, they made a short film called "The Spirit of Christmas (1992)," (also known as "Jesus vs. Frosty") where the story was about a magical hat that causes a snowman to morph into a serial killer.Prototypes of the four main boys in today's "South Park (1997)" are evident, although voices and names are different than today. At the end of the episode they say that it was Mr. Mackey's semen but that it apparently didn't have anything to do with her death. Trey Parker[1] Christmas poo, deranged teachers, Satan himself and a kid whose evil outdoes Satan - we look at the best characters South Park has to offer. She does not wear a bra, so when she lifts her arm up, her shirt stretches going up with it revealing the bottom few inches of her breasts. Appearances Aliases Diane Choksondik In "Fourth Grade" she was followed by kittens trying to obtain milk from her huge, sagging breasts. Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to give a talk about the biggest threat to the world, ManBearPig, a creature that's half man, half bear and half pig. come to mind. Hair Also in "Proper Condom Use", she is shown to be wearing large purple underpants with a frilly hem (the outline of which shows through her skirt when she bends down). When he runs out of … With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kathryn Howell, Mona Marshall. This episode also features Mr. Adler's flashbacks as live action segments. Herbert J. Garrison, formerly known as Janet Garrison, is a fictional character and the secondary main villain in the American animated television series South Park. Voiced by https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Diane_Choksondik?oldid=428777, In an apparent play on the way children sometimes make fun of their teachers' names, the boys usually miss the obvious joke of Ms. Choksondik's unusual surname, calling her Ms. Makes-Me-Sick (". However, this may be a continuity error. "Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher" is a song featured in the Season Six episode, "The Simpsons Already Did It". 04/26/2006 03:01 She has a side fringe, which is usually tucked behind her left ear (in fact, the only time it is seen loose is in "Proper Condom Use" when she is having sex with Mr. Mackey). Welcome to /r/FanTheories! Chokesondik. Final. Tags: Cartman Chef Stan Kenny Kyle racism Killed Kenny China competitions sports school bus Announcers Ms. Crabtree Token Watch Full Episode Mr. Mackey refers to a sexual experience at a much younger age as his only one, despite having been married in "Ike's Wee Wee" while on drugs and having many instances with Liane Cartman. Hiker However, in a recent Hollywood Reporter oral history of South Park, Isaac Hayes’ son, Isaac Hayes III, finally set the record straight: “Isaac Hayes did not quit South Park; someone quit South Park for him. "The Simpsons Already Did It" Her outfit co… Her name is a play on the phrase, "chokes on dick". She also does not wear a bra, so when she lifts her arm up, her shirt stretches going up with it revealing her nipples. Full explanation here. It was revealed in this episode when the boys were watching the news that Mr. Mackey's semen was found in her stomach, but that did not contribute to her death. South Park is not a middle of the road comedy. This makes her one of the two known left-handed teachers in South Park Elementary (the other being, In the Japanese language dub of the series, Ms. Choksondik is voiced by, A photograph of Ms. Chokesondik can be seen in. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on September 17, 1997. It was revealed during this gag that Ms. Choksondik had died. South Park was parodied in a 2003 Simpsons episode, "The Bart of War", showing a scene with three of the South Park boys Stan, Kyle and Cartman drawn in Simpsons style, with Marge disapproving of Bart and Milhouse's apparent enjoyment of "cartoon violence", and the latter two contemplating about adults voicing children's characters. "Fourth Grade" Deep down, he also could have resented her for bringing him to admitting to himself the truth about his sexuality. Her outfit consists of a long red v-necked top with white cuffs and a white trim on the hem, and a calf-length blue skirt that is possibly made of denim. In the episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance", Mr. Garrison reprised his role as their teacher until he got fired again in "Where My Country Gone?". Distributed by and airing on Comedy Central, it follows the surreal adventures of four young boys who live in the small town of South Park, Colorado. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. ), Diane Choksondik, the new 4th grade teacher in ". He could have forgotten about this event though Ms. Choksondik confessed to being a virgin until then. Kyle discovers that his brother Ike is having a sexual relationship with his kindergarten teacher. What happened was that in January 2006 my dad had a stroke and lost the ability to speak. Ms. Choksondik is well known for her distinctive appearance; she has extremely exaggerated saggy breasts, is overweight, and her right eye is lazy, causing it to drift downwards or wobble around as she talks. Chef begins to sing this to the boys, after they tell him that they think they killed Ms. Choksondik.Mistaking their Sea Men for semen, the boys explained to him that the police found the brine shrimp they put in her coffee in her stomach. Former 4th Grade teacher South Park has a lot of running gags stemming from odd pronunciations and vocalizations, especially from Cartman. Ms. Choksondik had a speaking role in 13 episodes before she was killed off. ... Stan: We killed our teacher and they found our sea men in her stomach. Race she goes up into the mountains to ask the former teacher, who's job she now has, for help on how to deal with her class. Wednesday, January 20. Character Information Amsterdam baby! South Park is an [in]famous long-running Animated Series by Trey Parker and Matt Stone on Comedy Central. Miss Claridge was a pre-school teacher at South Park Elementary, and was first seen in the Season Eight episode, "Pre-School". Her real cause of death is said to be unknown. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular South Park They Killed Kenny animated GIFs to your conversations. What if Mr. Garrison returned to South Park after his newfound happiness and self acceptance, wanting to get his old job back, and felt like Miss Chokesondik was standing in his way. Because of Mr. Garrison's presidency. "You bastards!" Debuting in 1997, the show follows the misadventures of a group of elementary school kids in the titular mountain town of South Park, Colorado. Background. The boys' hated her, mostly because she actually tried to teach them, and called her "Miss Makes-Me-Sick" and "Miss Chokes-on-Rocks." In the following episode, \"The Simpsons Already Did It\", the boys had put some of their Sea People, brine shrimp, in her coffee as a joke.They went to find their Sea People, to avoid getting caught, and Cartma… 04/26/2006 03:01 Behind The Scenes "Tweek Vs. Craig" was the last South Park episode to air before the film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was released one week later in the United States.. Some of you may not think this is a crucial part of anything about South Park anymore, and some of you might have even forgotten about this storyline all together, but hear me out, because i have a theory that could change everything in the quiet little mountian town of South Park Colorado, and even the entire country of the United States Of America,(The one in the world of South Park anyway.) Female She has plain black shoes and appears to be wearing white socks or tights, but when Mr. Mackey removes her clothes during "Proper Condom Use" it appears that she is not wearing anything on her feet. Respect my authori-tah, skewl, Kelleh!, Biiiiiiiit Miiiiiiiim!, and "They took my/your/his job!" Share the best GIFs now >>> Ms. Choksondik vowing to not give up on reaching the kids. we still do not have the answer to what happened way back in season 6. WHO KILLED DIAN CHOKESONDIK? In season Six of the popular, long running Comedy Central cartoon South Park, South Park Elementary School Fourth Grade teacher Dian Chokesondik was killed. First He is voiced by Trey Parker and first appeared on television on August 13, 1997 in South Park's pilot episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". He does end up helping her, which also ended up helping Mr. Garrison come out as a homosexual, and accept it too. CHARLOTTE, N.C. (WBTV) - A 16-year-old Myers Park High School student was killed in a crash early Sunday in south Charlotte. Edit: Other than that it's a reasonable theory, although I'd want to interview Mr. Mackey first as he was the last to see her alive. A 15-year-old driver was charged Police responded to the deadly crash around midnight on Sunday near the intersection of Sardis Road North and Charter Brook Lane. The police are reluctant to help, so Kyle is forced to turn to the new school hall monitor for help: Eric "Dawg" Cartman. 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